Friday, October 30, 2009


I was very bored and made this a few days ago,
seems like its lacking something...

Also for now, random questionnaires!!

How Asian Am I?

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[x]You use the term “Azn”
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[] You obsess with TVBI
[.5] You like Korean dramas
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X’s so far: 8.5

[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[.8] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[] You always get A’s/B’s on your report
[] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[] You’ve seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X’s so far: 15.3

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You/parents own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, Suzuki, etc)
[x] You’re not the only child
[x] You’ve gotten little red envelopes around February
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[] If you’re a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you’re a guy you prefer asian girls.
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[x] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games

X’s so far:  22.3

[x] Everytime you’re going out your parents ask you where you’re going and what time you’ll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Andy Lau, LeeHom Wang, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[] You’ve been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don’t wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X’s so far: 29.3

[] Your parents won’t let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[.7] You don’t like football
[.5] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you clothes many sizes too big so you can “grow into it” and wear it for years to come
[x] You’ve played final fantasy
[x] You believe in fortune cookies

X’s so far: 35.5

[x] You know what bok choy is
[] You’ve heard the song “Got rice?”
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You’ve had pocky/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother’s permission she replies “Ask your dad”
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian ~yep yep~
[] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[] You will eat anything that have their back face the sky.
[x] Everyone thinks you’re at least a year younger than you actually are

X’s so far: 42.5

[x] You call your adult family friends “Auntie” or “Uncle”
[] You have or have had a bowl cut
[.5] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[.5] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[] You are applying to an ivy league college
[xxx] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast ~LOL~
[xxx] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X’s so far: 48.5

[] You love shopping at Costco because everything’s cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don’t need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it’s free
[] You fight for the bill because of face and pride, even though you don’t actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[] You make things yourself because it’s cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it’s actually called a “vegetable knife”
[x] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you’re used to it
[x] You love steam pot

X’s so far: 54.5

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[.5] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[.5] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[] You try to force others into taking the leftovers if you’re eating with company
[xxx] You give fruits as gifts
[] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size/height compared to the Caucasian population ~oh so racist but so true~
[x] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you

X’s so far: 59.5

[xxx] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[.5] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn’t add much to your weight
[x] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

X’s so far: 69

Multiply your total score by 2: 138%
~ah ah, the one who made this questionnaire is hilarious, and I bet you are Asian!!~
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